Showing posts with label Reviews. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Reviews. Show all posts

Sunday, June 14, 2009

Drunken Theater:



Movie Rundown:

Meet the Feebles:
Vintage: 1989 New Zealand
Score: Cult Classic
Method of Creation: Peter Jackson


Friday the 13th:
Vintage: 2009
Score: Above Average
Method of Creation: Camp Counselors
Trailer
Comments: A little more detail than I'm use to XD

Virus Undead:
Vintage: 2008 Germany
Score: Average
Method of Creation: You got Hitchcock in mine Zombie.
Trailer

Last of the Living:
Vintage: 2008 New Zealand
Score: Average
Method of Creation: More Zombies
Trailer

My Name Is Bruce:
Vintage: 2008
Score: Above Average
Method of Creation: Bruce Campbell
Trailer
Comments: Not to be taken seriously XD

Feast 3 The Happy Finish:
Vintage: 2009
Score: Average
Method of Creation: Good Question.
Trailer
Comments: Shit went downhill reel fast.

Repo The Genetic Opera:
Vintage: 2008
Score: Above Average
Method of Creation: BioTech
Trailer
Comments: At da Opera Tonight!

The Spirit:
Vintage: 2008
Score: Above Average
Method of Creation: Will Eisner
Trailer

Girls School Screamers:
Vintage: 1986
Score: Sub Average
Method of Creation: "Yawns"
Trailer

The Machine Girl:
Vintage: 2008 Japan
Score: Above Average
Method of Creation: Revenge
Trailer

The Plague of Zombies:
Vintage: 1966 UK
Score: Debatable
Method of Creation: HammerHouse
Trailer

Saturday, March 21, 2009

Repair Shop:



Updates:
Well March started off with a bang: I got sick, Comp got sick, and works burned me out physically and mentally. Putting repairs off on my comp came back to haunt me. Ell, it only took one person not knowing what they were doing to break the camels back. Not having the right equipment, I had to take her to da shop. Of course, on the return the CD player in my truck became possesseded. At least I got my moneys worth out of it, damn things over 10 years old XD
Back on the subject of da blog: Previews, music, and links throughout the month. Previews mainly consisting of One Piece, had to switch groups yet again. Currently watching OP through Yibis. I'll try to add some downloads in the mix if I get time.
For those who are wondering about the Berserk OP, da Master was feeling a bit nestolgic with all the remakes. Lets hope berserk is one of them, demands some payback from the ending eps.
No Naruto this week, hr long special next week. Finished off season 2 of Spectacular Spiderman, have to say way better than the first season. Also knocked out Wolverine and the Xmen. Being an Apocalypse fan im looking foward to next seasons 26 eps. On a final note let the countdown begin, Queen's blade airs 4.02.09. Aprils looking that Damn Good O.< b

Movie Rundown:
Well at least what I can remember over the last couple months XD

Tokyo Gore Police:
Vintage: 2008 Japan
Score: Above Average
Method of Creation: Engineers ....

Comments: Screw that, did his dick just turn into a cannon XD

The Dark Knight:
Vintage: 2008
Score: Above Average
Method of Creation: Why so serious
Trailer
Comments: Why not perfect? It's simple, personal preference. Yes its that damn good XD

The Coffin:
Vintage: 2008 Thailand
Score: Average
Method of Creation: Da Coffin
Trailer

Attack Girls Swim Team Vs The Undead:
Vintage: 2007 Japan
Score: Sub Average
Method of Creation: Trained for his pleasure

Quarantine:
Vintage: 2008
Score: Above Average
Method of Creation: Mutated Rabies ...?
Trailer

Punisher Warzone:
Vintage: 2008
Score: Above Average
Method of Creation: Theres only one who punishes them all.
Trailer

The Mummy Tomb Of The Dragon:
Vintage: 2008
Score: Average
Method of Creation: Not another Mummy X.x
Trailer
Comments: Does not like his fav asian actors in american movies =_=

Saw V:
Vintage: 2008
Score: Above Average
Method of Creation: The work must go on.
Trailer
Comments: First movie still the best

Resident Evil-Degeneration:
Vintage: 2008
Score: Average
Method of Creation: T Virus
Trailer

Madagascar Escape 2 Africa:
Vintage: 2008
Score: Sub Average
Method of Creation: Suprise Freaks
Trailer

Igor:
Vintage: 2008
Score: Average
Method of Creation: Mad Science
Trailer

The Onion Movie:
Vintage: 2008
Score: Sub Average
Method of Creation: Pot head humor
Trailer

Tropic of Thunder:
Vintage: 2008
Score: Sub Average
Method of Creation: I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude.
Trailer

Sunday, November 02, 2008

There showing a Halloween special in November!:

Updates:

O snaps, da Pumkens after the Turkey's Holidays. Nothing good will come of this. XD
Fans of the Simpson's Tree House of Horror, tonight is the night. And thats about all I got to comment on. "Conts. to wait for Instantz to sub One Piece and Rumble to catch up on Soul Eater". Da ell .... theres a new season of Full Metal Alchemist in the works ......

Recent Movie Rundown:

Oneechanbara: The movie
Vintage: 2008 Japan
Score: Above Average
Method of Creation: Bio Engineered
Trailer
Comments: Waits for Wii release

Wall E:
Vintage: 2008
Score: Wooo!
Method of Creation: Wall E
Trailer
Comments: Woo!

Demons:
Vintage: 1985
Score: Average
Method of Creation: Demon Mask
Trailer
Comments: Spreads like a zombie movie X.x

The Church:
Vintage: 1989
Score: Above Average
Method of Creation: Demons
Trailer
Comments: Better than the first Demons

The Beast Must Die:
Vintage: 1974
Score: Above Average
Method of Creation: Clue
Trailer
Comments: They got Werewolf in my Clue X.x

Killer Nun:
Vintage: 1978
Score: Average
Method of Creation: Morphine addiction
Trailer

Bloodbath at the House of Death:
Vintage: 1984
Score: Sub Average
Method of Creation: Devil worshipping Aliens ?
Trailer
Comments: Not one of Vincent Price's better movies, They had horror spoofs back then ?

Monday, October 27, 2008

This cross is Retarded:



Updates:
Well, you can tell I didnt work on the blog much over the weekend. Busy catching up on movies and da downtime. Had the Witchblade posts set on auto update. No worries though, there shall still be treats. >3
On da boob tube, things to look foward to. AMC Fear Fest'08, the usual mix of classics that they show each year. With a mix of a couple new titles, Schedule. Nothing realy to look foward to on Sci Fi channel, originals fail. A couple decent flicks, "edited for tv" and Ghost Hunters Live Friday. Finally we have TCM's 48 hrs of Horror, for the fans of the classics. Thats for those who have Time Warner services, other regions either have more or less options to choose from. XD

Recent Movie Rundown:

Street Trash:
Vintage: 1987
Score: Cult Classic
Method of Creation: Viper
Trailer

Special Dead:
Vintage: 2006
Score: Above Average
Method of Creation: Mountain Spring Water :P
Trailer
Comments: Retarded funny, Cocksucker XD

Kung Fu Panda:
Vintage: 2008
Score: Enough talk lets fight
Method of Creation: Theres is no secret ingredent.
Trailer
Comments: Didnt notice the monkey was jackie chan, good stuff XD

Dead Space:
Vintage: 2008
Score: Above Average
Method of Creation: Corruption
Trailer
Comments: Would have made a better anime.

Death Of A Ghost Hunter:
Vintage: 2007
Score: Average
Method of Creation: Ghost Hunters
Trailer

To Kako: aka Evil
Vintage: 2005 Greece
Score: Above Average
Method of Creation: Dormant Evil
Trailer
Comments: Ending, your so screwed XD

Monday, October 20, 2008

Indeed:

Updates:

Just a quick update, I plan on finishing of da Witchblade this week. Only got 4 eps left to watch :P Blade previews to be expcected thoughout the next 2 weeks. Still waiting on a XVID SD version of Michiko to Hatchin to be released ... Downloads set for Wednesday and Links set for the Weekend. The Big trick or treat feast set for 26-1. On an ending note looks like Jesters been a busy VGB Master, that latest addition VGB Doujins.

Recent Movie Rundown:

Zombie Self-Defense Force:
Vintage: 2006 Japan
Score: Sub Average
Method of Creation: UFO crash
Trailer
Comments: Started off good, ended badly

Werewolf in a Women's Prison:
Vintage: 2006
Score: Failure is the only option
Method of Creation: Werewolf Bite :P
Trailer
Comments: Ell i was drunk and it still bored me, even with nudity. On a positive note, the werewolf effects were decent.

Dead Meat:
Vintage: 2004 Ireland
Score: Average
Method of Creation: Mutated Mad Cow
Trailer
Comments: Zombie Cow ....

Feast II: Sloppy Seconds
Vintage: 2008
Score: Above Average
Method of Creation: .......
Trailer
Comments: Almost a Perfect Score. Ending felt a bit rushed, leaving an opening for a 3rd installment The Happy Finish.

Chud:
Vintage: 1984
Score: Cult Classic
Method of Creation: Nuclear Waste etc Dumping Ground
Trailer
Comments: All star cast >?<

5 Deadly Venoms:
Vintage: 1978
Score: Above Average
Method of Creation: 5 Deadly Venoms o.-
Trailer
Comments: You killed Toad, you bastards!

Ghost House Underground
No Man's Land: The Rise of Reeker
Vintage: 2008
Score: Average
Method of Creation: Limbo
Trailer
Comments: Its dangerous out here.

Saturday, October 18, 2008

All things Xombie:



Updates:
The Drunken Pumpkin finally rises from the crypt ..... lazy bastard. Da ell the months almost over >?< Much like the Simpsons, da Drunken Pumpkin will be running through Nov. Looks like battle of the drunken, the pumpkin vs turkey during the holidays. With a side of Animal Crossing on Nov. 16. Thats if da old man can make it through one more week of work before vacation. To be expected, more moochables to come as the drunken becomes more drunken.

King of the Dead Poll:
For those who are fans of the genre, you prob noticed a couple titles missing. To be expected, even a big fan like myself tends to forget. Night of the living Dorks, being one such example. Da ell did i forget to add that one. Not to mention the fact, I haven't seen everything out there >?< A little something to add perspective, Complete Zombie List. On an ending note, suprised Resident Evil Series has recieved so many votes. RE I can see, and Apocalypse grows on you. But Extinction .....

Recent Movie Rundown:
Not going to go into details when it comes to the plot. When it comes to certain genres, you know what to expect >?< A quick rundown on the scoreboard, average being a middleground. Anything under average, had no rewatch value or failed to interest me. The above scores, I would rewatch or add to my dvd collection.

Let Sleeping Corpses Lie: AKA The Living Dead at Manchester Morgue
Vintage: 1974
Score: Above Average
Method of Creation: Ultra-Sonic Radiation
Trailer

Slime City:
Vintage: 1988
Score: Average
Method of Creation: Necromancy, Ectoplasm
Trailer

Shock Waves:
Vintage: 1977
Score: Sub Average
Method of Creation: Natzi Super Soldier
Trailer

The Mother of Tears:
Vintage: 2007 Italy
Score: Average
Method of Creation: Witchcraft
Trailer

The Mountain of the Cannibal God:
Vintage: 1979
Score: Average
Method of Creation: Cannibles
Trailer
Comments: Nature Channel on Nature Channel action

Zombie Strippers:
Vintage: 2008
Score: Average
Method of Creation: Bio
Trailer
Comments: Name says it all

Jack Brook's Monster Slayer:
Vintage: 2008
Score: Average
Method of Creation: Demons
Trailer

The Vanguard:
Vintage: 2008
Score: Sub Average
Method of Creation: Bio
Trailer
Comments: 300 on a bycicle meets 28 weeks later

Ghost House Underground
Dark Floors:
Vintage: 2008
Score: Above Average
Method of Creation: Heaven and Hell
Trailer

Dance of the Dead:
Vintage: 2008
Score: Above Average
Method of Creation: Nuclear Waste
Trailer

Next titles on my to watch list:
Devil Man: Live Action
No Man's Land: The Rise of Reeker
The Substitute
Chud
feast 2
Come Drink with Me
5 Deadly Venoms